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Joke of the Day
"I just got back from a bulimic disco The place was heaving!"
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"Knock Knock Who's there ? Chris ! Chris who ? Chrisco'll do you proud everytime !"
"wife: How was work? [flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said ""abreast""] me:Good"
"What kind of cigarettes do hippies smoke? Yours"
"When cows jump over barbed wire fences.... there is udder destruction!"
"She was only a moonshine-maker's daughter... ... but I loved her still."
"Why did the Pilgrims pants keep falling down Because his belt buckle was on his hat ..."
"Stop changing your profile picture in a desperate attempt to get compliments."
"George Carlin: Dead. Leslie Nielsen: Dead. Mitch Hedberg: Dead. Greg Giraldo: Dead. Dane Cook: A-Okay. God has some explaining to do."
"What are a Mexican's favorite dimensions for square dancing? dos y dos"