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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick in a McChicken."

"I almost had a threesome last night... Just needed two more people."

"I was once slapped in the face by a girl with twelve nipples... (.)(.)(.)(.)(.)(.)(.)(.)(.)(.)(.)(.) Sounds weird, dozen tit?"

"I'm 20 years old and I still haven't had my period yet... I love being a guy"

"McD's drive thru: Welcome back. Me: Welcome back? That's pretty presumptuous. MDT: ... M: ... MDT: The usual? Me: Yeah. Thanks Brenda."

"What's another name for black pitbull? Flo Rida"

"Noisy Nights by Constance Norah"

"At every party there are two kinds of people: those who want to go home and those who don't. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other."

"Burnt my Hawaiian pizza today Should've cooked it on aloha temperature.."

"What Did One Eye Say To Another Eye? Don't Look Now But Something Between Us Smells"