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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a female to male sex change? an addadicktomy."
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"What do you call a black guy who sells flowers? A florist."
"A blind man walks in to a fish shop and says ""Hello there lady s"""
"Me: Mistakes my own hair for a spider at least once a day & screams Also me: [watching Criminal Minds] I could totally be a cop"
"You know why fencers subscribe to /r/Jokes? Because they always appreciate a riposte."
"Guess which Wraith is a homosexual It's the flaming one"
"My cousin Denise's baby Alpo was born with no feet and a full adult penis because she drank Four Loko when she was pregnant :("
"What country's citizens are most affected by global warming? South Koreans"
"What do you call a bear that will fuck anything? Bi Polar"
"*buys a bunch of stuff at Costco* Sir, you wanna box for those? ""Nah, I hate violence. Can I just pay cash?"""