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Joke of the Day

"What country's citizens are most affected by global warming? South Koreans"

"At best, I think I could be a Third Responder."

"They laughed at me when I said I wanted to be a comedian... They're not laughing now."

"Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?- Because if they were small and round and smooth they'd be M&M's"

"What's the difference between Sesame Street and Leonardo DiCaprio? Sesame Street has an Oscar."

"Did you hear about the guy who watched that new Bruce Willis film five times in a row? He was a Die Hard fan."

"Sorry I mispronounced your baby's name you made up."

"The best way to meet new women is outside a sex change clinic."

"what's the difference between 3 cocks and a joke? your mom can't take a joke."

"#WorstChristmasGiftEver Soap On A Rope from Jerry Sandusky"