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Joke of the Day

"Maybe it's the LSD talking but I am the walrus goo goo goo joob."

"Toucan: Albanians kidnap Liam Neesons bird"

"I Don't always post on Reddit But When i do, people just downvote. like now..."

"Why are so many racist jokes about black people? Because black people can't read. Duh. I'll show myself out."

"What kind of organisation is Atheism? A non-prophet organisation."

"I found out last night that trail mix makes me gassy. So, in reality, I don't know what the fuck makes me gassy."

"[sinking ship] CAPTAIN: dammit RAT: i'm leaving CAPTAIN: i'm staying CAPTAIN'S GOLDFISH: [in fishbowl] i'm excited to see how this plays out"

"How do you get a nun pregnant? Have the alter boy shit into her pussy."

"Yo mama's so fat, even Dora cannot explore her!"

"""I woke up like this"" [looks terrible]"