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Joke of the Day

"I Don't always post on Reddit But When i do, people just downvote. like now..."

"The Honorable Judge Matthew McConaughey enters the court room All rise all rise all rise."

"Do you know what the scientific name of Viagra is? Mycoxafloppin."

"I like my women how I like my coffee I don't like coffee."

"LPT: if you are lost in japan, ask for soy sauce ...it will shoyu the way"

"Why do abusive clowns make good comedians? They just hit you funny."

"How did I sleep in college? I slept like a baby... I woke up every two hours to vomit, shit myself and cry myself back to sleep."

"I was told my dad was stealing from his construction job and I didn't want to believe it But when I got home, all the signs were there."

"QUESTION: How long does a United States Congressman serve? ANSWER: Until he gets caught."

"What's the difference between a mod and a banana? [removed]"