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Joke of the Day

"Yo mama's so fat, even Dora cannot explore her!"

"Everybody says waking up at 5 in the morning to exercise makes you feel great but I think lying in bed for another 2 hours feels better."

"Grandma, the words are very similar, but you ""butt dialed"" me. You didn't booty call me."

"Did you hear about the Anorexic Jedi? She had to be force fed."

"A nicer way to tell someone their breath stinks is to say ""I'm bored, let's go brush your teeth!"""

"A kleptomaniac in a bakery really takes the cake"

"Fridges should have glass doors.That way i dont have to stand with the fridge door open trying to figure out my next move."

"What's long, hard and has cum in it? A cucumber, you pervert!"

"[School] Teacher: What's ur biggst fear? Child1: Ghosts! Child2: Dogs! Child3: That humanity's core reaction to misunderstanding is anger"

"The human body is 80% water, so we are basically just cucumbers with anxiety."