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Joke of the Day

"What kind of organisation is Atheism? A non-prophet organisation."

"Just wrote ""58008"" on my calculator app and when I turned it upside-down, it auto-orientated back to the right way up. I hate the future."

"If you want to be remembered when you die... Borrow money from everyone you know"

"What bird can lift the most? A crane"

"I tried to post my fencing joke... ...but it was a riposte."

"A schooner, a clipper and a junk sail into a bar, All hands lost."

"What do they call number 17 in black jack ? The stepmother, because sometimes you want to hit her, even though you shouldn't"

"I am a proud member of the CBC Short for 'Canadians Against Dyslexia'"

"Schrodinger's Crush: Before you ask her out, she is both single and taken"

"How to Pass So apparently if someone commits suicide while we take a exam or final in school, everyone in that room or place will get 100%. I literally need the blood of a virgin to pass these exams."