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Joke of the Day

"Nothing says 'I dont take you seriously' like your dog wagging his tail when you are yelling at him."

"Tarzan a un raton Que le dice Tarzan a un raton? - Tan pequeno y con bigote!. - Y que le dice el raton a Tarzan?. - Tan grandote y con panal!."

"I dont mean to brag, ladies, but I can turn on most appliances with one finger"

"How does a blacksmith know you farted? He smelt it"

"Your parents brought you up! Don't bring them down."

"What do you call a frozen swine lavatory? A pigloo I'll see myself out."

"I grew up in a small town that only had one general store, one bar and one prostitute. Mum found it pretty hard working three jobs"

"What kind of math do feminists study ? Triggernometry"

"Sometimes I think ""What would Dexter do""?"

"*Looks around nervously* The steam from my pasta is ungluing my chest hair toupee and the other mafia bosses are taking notice."