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Joke of the Day
"Last night I had an orgy on a camping trip. It was fucking in tents!"
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"How do you disappoint a pack of redditors? [removed]"
"A friend of mine sold an old rifle he inherited from his German grandfather. The ad says: ""French-made rifle. From WW2. Never used. Only dropped once."""
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