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Joke of the Day
"Last night I had an orgy on a camping trip. It was fucking in tents!"
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"I have keys on my keychain from the houses I used to live in just in case I'm hungry and in the area."
"How do you know when your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.."
"To back up his ""every action has an equal and opposite reaction"" theory, Newton should've released one simultaneously saying ""no it doesn't"""
"My parents are always pestering me to have kids. ""Who will carry on the ancient family curse?"" they say."
"I had to stop eating alphabet soup. I kept developing a vowel blockage."
"I told my mom that bukkake is Japanese for bundt cake... I hope I'm there when she orders dessert at the steak house."
"Sometimes I wake up grumpy... ... but some times I just let her sleep."
"I don't post for the karma."
"What did the sea say to the river? You can run but you can't tide!"