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Joke of the Day

"What are the 2 biggest lies men tell? 1) The check's in the mail 2) I won't cum in your mouth"

"I just saw my parents having sex Damn you Pornhub"

"Bee: I got a stinger bro! Dung beetle: Nice! [enters gods office] Sorry I'm late. Whats my special power? God: [clearly annoyed] Eating shit"

"What do you call someone with no shins? Tony"

"What happens when you see two twin sister witches? You don't know which witch is which!"

"I slay pussy like I slay dinosaurs Not at all."

"It's crazy to see how much worse celebrities looked ""before they were famous"" and then realize that's how you look."

"What do you call Mike Tyson on drugs? Methed Up"

"Memories. That's how I want to be remembered."

"A student staring off in class... The teacher said to the student ""starring off into space never got anyone far in life."" The student quipped ""That's what they told Galileo."""