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Joke of the Day
"how does rex reclaim make his music? he composts it"
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"[Knock at door] MAN: Hello I'm here to talk about Jesus Christ!! Sorry, a spider landed on me. I'm here to talk about bondage ME: Do come in"
"I like my women like I like my olive oil Extra virgin and black"
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"before stairs there'd be someone on the second floor and people would ask ""how'd you get up there"" and they'd be like ""i don't know"""
"Stop making fun of the black people in my family tree! They're still hanging there"
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"Incest: The Boardgame Fun for the whole family!"