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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my olive oil Extra virgin and black"
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"I dig. You dig. We dig. They dig. He dig. She dig. Now it's not a very beautiful poem, but it's quite deep."
"Police Officer: Why are you driving in a bathing suit? Motorist: I'm in a car pool."
"How does a fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales!"
"Just so you know, I am not going to be RTing any more racist jokes. Racism is a crime and crimes are for black people."
"You know who are the best pussy magnets? Gynecologists.."
"What do you find in a church's bathroom? Holy shit."
"Password security questions be like: What's your middle name? Why are you single? What's wrong with your big toe?"
"Don't go broke trying to look rich... act your wage'"
"Yo mama so black when she goes outside the street lights come on"