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Joke of the Day
"What do Aussies call mates? Cunts. ""Sup cunt""."
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"How do you get 50 Pikachus on a bus? Poke 'em on."
"What do you call a deer without eyes? No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This may not make sense without the Midwestern accent."
"Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund? Because he wanted to... ""Get along little doggy"""
"What kind of shoes does Jack Lew wear? Cashews."
"IF It's a Hot Girl On Fb In India.. Damn It's A man IF a young Beautiful girl from India sent you a friend Request in Facebook please reject ""HIM"""
"What are people in motels doing that they need such a steady and reliable source of ice?"
"s/o to chins tho for scientifically proving that two is not always better than one"
"What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't cry when you cut up a hooker."
"Her: Wasn't it fun cutting down our own Christmas tree? Me: Yea, especially when that guy chased us out of his yard..."