201110

Joke of the Day

"Sodium Person 1: ""Hey dude do you know what the symbol for Sodium is?"" Person 2: ""Na"" Person 1: ""I'll ask someone else then thanks anyway"""

"i wish everything was made out of pizza i'd be like hey bro sorry I ate your pizza car and pizza house and pizza wife."

"Genesis is my favorite rock group who've been around long enough to write a chapter in the bible."

"Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children."

"Which pool ball do guys most commonly stick up their ass? The cue ball so they don't have to buy a whole set when it gets stuck Edit: It doesn't matter because you can buy individual billiards balls"

"Doctor, I need help. I have a bowel movement everyday at 7. But that's very health, Mr Johnson. It would be but I don't wake up until 8"

"If I show you a picture on my phone and you start scrolling, I'm gonna stab you."

"Why did Mozart kill his chicken? Because when he asked the chicken ""Who's the best composer"" the chicken said ""Bach, Bach, Bach"""

"How can you tell a dog is a cool dog? It swags its tail."

"Do black people get sunburns? I don't know... Most prisons are indoors."