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Joke of the Day

"Genesis is my favorite rock group who've been around long enough to write a chapter in the bible."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 8 and 9 died a horrible and tragic death, and 7 is the prime suspect."

"I can't believe this guy took time away from his busy schedule of commenting on YouTube videos to make my McDonald's order wrong."

"About to hit the ball Boss: you said you'd played before? Me: uh yes Boss: that's a putter Me: Is that wrong? Boss: wrong for squash yes"

"Ive been stupid enough to develop amnesia... I dont know what i was thinking ..... ~~*ba dum tissss*~~"

"I married a hot girl from China So I can eat Chinese every night!"

"Why was the comedian so depressed? He felt like everyone was just laughing at him."

"Not only is today Leap Day, but it's also the 52nd anniversary of Family Circus first appearing in newspapers Wow, that's amazing. Just think about it. That's the same joke told 19,028 different ways"

"A Sikh man had to face street harassment, teasing and rude jokes about his homeland and fellow countrymen in America. Why are we so mean to Canada guys ?"

"What kind of money do monsters use? Weirdo (weird dough)."