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Joke of the Day

"Which pool ball do guys most commonly stick up their ass? The cue ball so they don't have to buy a whole set when it gets stuck Edit: It doesn't matter because you can buy individual billiards balls"

"I don't like how when women get married they get to keep their first name."

"I will name my kid Pluto When he grow up, he will ask me, ""Dad, did you name me after a planet?"". And i will be like, ""No:("""

"What do you get when you mix a rooster with peanut butter? A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth."

"Why is it called a ""litter"" of puppies ? Because they mess up the whole house !"

"I love walking down the street smiling to myself. It really freaks people out. Especially if my trousers are round my ankles."

"Why would atomic weapons be useless against Turkish rebels? Because roaches can survive nuclear radiation."

"Dios mios! A: You shouldn't say the lord's name in vain! B: I'm not saying it in vain... I'm saying it in Spanish!"

"I knew a website with a lot of zelda stuff But I forgot the link."

"Boyfriend and Boy friend..... See that little space between the second one? Thats called the friend zone!"