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Joke of the Day

"i wish everything was made out of pizza i'd be like hey bro sorry I ate your pizza car and pizza house and pizza wife."

"Sometimes people want to have full conversations really early in the morning and it's okay to kill those people."

"I tried cooking with wine tonight, after five glasses, I forgot why I was even in the kitchen"

"I like my coffee like I like my..... women: ground up and in the freezer."

"What did one termite say to another in a burning building? ""Barbecue tonight!"""

"How many ADD/ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna go ride bikes?"

"What's the difference between a woman and a computer? You only have to punch information into a computer once."

"Who finds america? Funny Joke Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did."

"I organized a threesome last night There were a couple of no-shows but I still had a good time."

"What did the man do when he got a big gas bill? He exploded."