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Joke of the Day

"Me: Janet's boyfriend reminds me of Gandhi Wife: He looks nothing like him Janet's bf: [tapping on car window] Don't forget about Gandhi"

"You must be 1/x, Because you are the rate of change of my natural log."

"I like my tea like I like my women.... Plain, dark and bitter!"

"Why are nuns like a brand new TV? You need a knife to get in the box."

"Why did they let the chicken join the band? Because he brought his own drumsticks"

"How did Canada get its name? C eh, N eh, D eh."

"What do you do when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your TV floating in the air? You shout, ""Drop it, Nigga!"""

"What did the executioner say to his wife when he left? I'll beheading out now."

"I've been tanning I'm getting so dark I'm afraid of getting shot by the police"

"You have to be pretty ballsy... to get a Vasectomy..."