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Joke of the Day
"How did Canada get its name? C eh, N eh, D eh."
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"When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say? ""Hold on, let me get my bear rings."""
"I don't like how when women get married they get to keep their first name."
"""Genetically modified food is very much safe for human consumption"" the tomato on my plate reassuringly explained to me."
"I am not that kind of woman...I""m much worse."
"My 1-year-old thought it was funny to put food in my mouth. It was cute with Skittles. Then she switched to dog food."
"My boss at Walmart said I have to stop Febreezing the homeless and that they aren't homeless, they're customers."
"Who let the dogs out? ~~Redacted~~ let the dogs out. - NSA File # ~~Redacted~~"
"I've got the body of a twenty year old. It's in the trunk of my car."
"I live in a pretty rough area. The priest at our church had to leave because of a child abuse scandal. He was raped by three kids."