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Joke of the Day
"You must be 1/x, Because you are the rate of change of my natural log."
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"The funny thing about strippers and fires... The people that are going to show up are the other most experienced people on a pole."
"What bee is good for your health ? Vitamin bee !"
"Yo mamas so fat it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side."
"What spice do you find in hell? SINammon (Sorry)"
"Why did the blonde have an Abortion? She wasn't convinced the baby was hers."
"I think it's safe to take the fax numbers off our business cards, now, everybody."
"I took a public speaking class in college. I did a presentation about Free Speech. It was mostly just about the website where I downloaded my speech."
"It's incredible how many movies and tv-shows use Sandstorm by Darude in their soundtracks. YouTube commenters have been surprisingly helpful sourcing this information."
"So I asked my roommate why life was so hard... (NSFW Language) He responded, ""How else would it fuck you?"""