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"I haven't watched porn since last year The past 6 hours has been tough"
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"Why the dwarves surf in the kitchen? Because it has microwaves"
"""longest word"" What is the longest word in the English language? . SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"""
"Just shoveled for 30 minutes so the pizza guy could deliver my food Priorities"
"Snow is like the Jews ... Won't make you feel uncomfortable as long as you have a working furnace"
"My friend got bitten by a snake and he fell to the floor and started writhing around. It's amazing how fast the super powers kick in."
"Whenever someone says smart phones are turning people into zombies, look up from your phone just long enough to bite them."
"What 6 words destroy any religious argument as well as your oppositions desire and ability to continue said argument? 1.)Prove 2.)That 3.)Shit 4.)You 5.)Fucking 6.)Cunt"
"Suicide bombers They're a dying breed."
"You're born, you grow up, have kids, Mick Jagger is still alive, you die, your kids have kids, Mick Jagger is still alive......"