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Joke of the Day
"Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she has no arms"
Next Joke
"My ex said that relationships were about sacrifice. But she still screamed when she saw the bloody goat on the altar."
"What blood disease do communists get? Hammer and sickle cell anemia."
"What happens if you draw on the blackboard and the teacher told you not to? She draws a smack!"
"It's uncomfortable when the neighbor's kids look like you."
"The pet groomer didn't appreciate the 10 dollar bill I slid across the table to give my dog the ""happy ending""."
"I love spending time with girls.. its unfortunate i have to do it from a bush with binoculars"
"If someone casts me in a live musical I promise to go off book and start talking about 9/11"
"Went into the kitchen to look for pot and all I found were pans."
"What is the digestive system? The digestive system is a system which starts with one hole and ends with one hole"