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Joke of the Day
"How do you burn an Irishman ear? Ring him while he's ironing..."
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"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did-in his sleep Not screaming like the passengers in his car."
"There's only one problem with your face, I can see it."
"I think I want a job cleaning mirrors it's just something I could really see myself doing."
"Knock knock. Little boy blue."
"What's the opposite of Tim Walken? Tim Daly."
"How do you eat an Indian taco? Lift her gut."
"What did Ozzy Osbourne do after eating a whole Bull? He threw up the horns."
"Q: How much does it cost to get married Dad? A: I don't know son I'm still paying for it."
"Me: Whatcha doin? 12yo: Catching up on Walking Dead. Me: Did Hershel die yet? 12yo: WHAT?! Me: Guess not."