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Joke of the Day
"Based on his ability to hide poop, my cat would be the worst criminal of all time."
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"There aren't many sports that couldn't be improved by adding a bear."
"A dung beetle walks into a bar.... The bartender asks,""What's with the round faeces?"""
"What's the difference between Rihanna and Britney Spears? ... Britney asked to be hit one more time.."
"If the British had won, today we'd all be celebrating the Fouurth of July"
"First Spaceman: I'm hungry. Second Spaceman: So am I it must be launch time !"
"i won 100 dollars worth of chips at the casino, all i had to do was throw a brick through the vending machine glass"
"Why do elephants drink? Well, mostly to forget....."
"*seductively boils hot dog* *suggestively unscrews ketchup bottle* *alluringly toasts bun* *erotically describes this in between asterisks*"
"If you spin an oriental person around until they get dizzy, do they become disoriented? #LifeQuestions"