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Joke of the Day

"What is a gay man's favorite vacation site? He loves to go to Bankok."

"How do you tell the difference between an African Elephant and an Asian Elephant? AIDS."

"Why do pirates prefer black women? They love booty."

"What type of bonds deals with the bad guys? James"

"Me texting friend: Hey! What's up? Buddy: *sends picture of ceiling* Me: I am so glad I didn't ask ""how's it hanging"""

"What does a girl want more than anything in the world? Nothing. She's fine. Edit: Wow guys. Thanks so much for the upvotes, the hilarious comments and I finally got my 1st gold!"

"What do you call an online relationship? E-bae... I'll see myself out"

"What's the difference between a white Jew and a black Jew? The black Jew has to sit in the back of the gas chamber."

"My little brother just threw a milk carton at me.. How dairy."

"How do you trap a polar bear? Dig a hole in the ice, and line the edge with peas. Then, when the polar bear comes along to take a pea, kick him in the ice hole."