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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear Nickleback became a footbal team? They're called QuarterBack now"
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"Why would Sally sell seashells by the seashore? There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot"
"I say hi to my dog about 600 times per day."
"Daughter (5): ""Daddy your tummy is big and bouncy just like our trampoline"" Me: ""Well you're short and can't spell chrysanthemum"""
"Received definitive proof I'm going blind AND senile this morning as I just attempted to pinch zoom the newspaper."
"What do you call intercourse on a one-wheeled vehicle? Unisex."
"How did Helen Keller break her arms? She tried to read a road sign going 45mph"
"We have a 9th planet and it's chill Netlixand chill... sorry idk"
"Relationships are like a seesaw. If one of you gets too bored or too fat, the fun's over."
"Once there was a spic who went to the tacular... It was awesome!"