123899

Joke of the Day

"I say hi to my dog about 600 times per day."

"Me...Lazy? Don't get me started!"

"One of the most romantic things a rose can do for another rose is leave a trail of human body parts from the front door to the bedroom."

"Mom Can we go out and play with granny? Yes, just don't bite her nails or I'll close the coffin"

"TIFU: I ate my boss' sandwich out of the work fridge! Oops. Wrong sub."

"Saw my ex... Please. She needs to die."

"Jehovah's Witnesses are like testicles They come in pairs, one is always bigger than the other, they keep knocking on the door but never get in, and if they do, shits about to get freaky."

"What's the difference between a job and a wife? After 10 years, a job still sucks!"

"How Did Harry Potter Get Down The Hill? Walking. Jk Rowling."

"What's the difference between PirateBay and 9/11? One is piracy and the other is CONSpiracy"