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Joke of the Day
"I thought I lost my car keys, but the NSA called and said they were in my other pants."
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"I wanted a painting that wouldn't get boring so I painted a mirror."
"From my dad: What do you get when a topless blonde rubs sun tanning oil on a topless brunette? Your camera."
"What does an alcoholic do when he is out of beer? Wine"
"How do you interrupt a Redditor's winning streak? The Game"
"Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere."
"Fleetwood Mac Money has gone missing from Fleetwood Mac's dressing room again. They're starting to suspect Stevie Nicks."
"It probably seems like I'm listening to your story, but I'm really thinking, ""close your fucking menu or the waiter will never come over."""
"What do you call a tree that you can fit in your hand? A PALM TREE!!!"
"What did the survivor of cranial sodomy say to the police after the incident? ""At night when I close my eyes I can still hear them coming..."""