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Joke of the Day

"What does an alcoholic do when he is out of beer? Wine"

"I heard the camera adds 10 pounds. Don't eat cameras."

"What do you call an epileptic cow? Beef jerky"

"Oh you have a hard time gaining weight? That's cool. Here, hold this grenade."

"Did you hear that computer scientists have designed and built the perfect tennis player? He's a big server."

"What do you get when you put 32 Rednecks in one room? One full set of teeth."

"Dolphins are just Sharks who watch Glee."

"A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it."

"Last month I decided to invest in a gym membership. Since then I have lost... ...about $39.99 in cash."

"How can you tell that you had sex with a Mexican woman the night before? You wake up with a jalapeno seed on your dick."