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Joke of the Day
"Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere."
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"What does a Seal drink at a bar? Anything but Canadian Club.."
"What's the final step before a sorority girl gets initiated? Basic Training"
"I would never buy a plastic 3D printed car Unless it came with ABS."
"Coworker: It'll either work or it won't. Me: Yes. Those would be the two possible outcomes."
"I just saw Madonna climb out of a hollowed out tree trunk in the woods near my house."
"If ""she'll be riding six white horses when she comes"", she's probably a little more woman than I can handle."
"I have four problems in life... ...counting, remembering and counting."
"What is the difference between a snowman and a snow woman ? Snowballs"
"Two fish are in a tank One says to the other i'll man the guns you drive"