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Joke of the Day

"A Three legged dog walks into the old wild west saloon He says to the bartender, ""I'm lookin' fer the guy who shot my paw."""

"Why did the chicken cross the road? The person jogging had a Mc chicken in hand."

"Why does the shortage of strip clubs in the middle east make ISIS so angry? Because there aren't enough ho stages."

"Seeing as Rick Parfitt has died, does that mean... ...that the Status Quo has not been maintained?"

"We're out of toilet paper, also don't pet the cat."

"My big next door neighbour just confronted me about missing items from his washing line. I nearly shit his pants"

"What is the safest place in the galaxy? In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper."

"The wife asks her husband -What do you prefer, honey? A smart woman or a beautiful woman? -Neither sweetie, you know I only have eyes for you"

"But man says to the doctor: Wojak I am the pepe"

"I got really drunk last night, so I decided to take the bus home... I've never driven a bus before!"