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Joke of the Day
"What is the safest place in the galaxy? In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper."
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"Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!"
"Porn addiction is a serious thing I have first hand experience."
"How is my penis like a dead midget? They're both a little stiff"
"Midwife: It's a boy, ma'am. Mrs Dickens: Edward. Edward's a nice name, isn't it, dear? Dickens: LET'S CALL HIM OPPROBRIOUS FRILLYBOCKER"
"What is worse than being kidnapped by the Talibans? Being rescued by the Americans"
"What do you call a broken boomerang? A stick"
"Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo Drizzle"
"When I get home to find my wife naked in the tub, seductively asking me to ""warm her up"", I dont waste a second.. to throw in a hairdryer"
"How were you conceived? Daddy came on his shoe and kicked mommy in the ass. Or Daddy came on the wall and mommy ran against the wall."