201465
Joke of the Day
"Seeing as Rick Parfitt has died, does that mean... ...that the Status Quo has not been maintained?"
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"I can't stand people who curse. Fucking disgraceful."
"getting my hopes up only to become even more disappointed dot edu"
"I wish Twitter would add bold or italics or meaning to my life."
"No one shot Rick Ross - when you're that big you're BOUND to be hit by a random stray bullet now and then"
"What do you call a monkey in a minefield? A BABOOM!"
"A boy asks his mom: ""Why is my skin so much darker than yours and Dad's?"" ... she says: ""That was a pretty wild orgy, be glad you don't bark"""
"Why is fruit so expensive? I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus."
"I wish they'd just come up with a smoke detector that stops beeping when I yell ""alright!""."
"I am on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it."