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Joke of the Day
"Women can't seem to resist my charms. What? They're magically delicious."
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"Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola? A: Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes."
"A Horse goes into a bar and says Nothing. Because a horse cant speak."
"I hired a hitman to kill the wife. He said, I'll shoot her just below the left nipple. I replied, I want her dead, Not fucking kneecapped"
"I asked Barack Obama if we could get together later, and he said Yes We Can!"
"Punthagorean Theorem A and B are pretty square, but get to the root of C and you'll find he's always high, pot in use."
"I got banned from the hardware store Every time I walk in, all the stud finders start beeping."
"Why does history keep repeating itself ? Because we weren't listening the first time !"
"How man hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? It's an obscure number, your probably never heard of it."
"Spell Indian tent with two letters. TP."