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Joke of the Day

"Why does history keep repeating itself ? Because we weren't listening the first time !"

"What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend He wiped"

"Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September people say ""Wow is it Halloween already?"""

"What did the pirate say to his sister? Aye sis"

"My CW just barked. Ok, it may have been a burp, but I'd like him a lot more if he were turning into a dog, so I think he barked."

"Whats Jesus's favorite gun? A nail gun"

"Officer: madam swimming is prohibited in this lake. Lady: then why dint you tell me when I was removing my clothes? Officer: well, that's not prohibited."

"What does a snowman say to his son on his birthday?(dad joke) Happy Brr-day son!"

"I could argue that someone passing out in the punchline enhances the joke, but that would be faint praise indeed."

"Why can the Cornish always lend a hand? They probably have a spare."