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Joke of the Day
"I got banned from the hardware store Every time I walk in, all the stud finders start beeping."
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"What do you call a shape that's always worried? A paranoid. (Wooo maths jokes)"
"I got the early bird special at Denny's. Don't do it, these worms taste like shit."
"So I was at the bar the other night exchanging pleasantries with an attractive woman. She said she would like to read my palm... Okay! She takes my hand and asks... ""Do you come here often?"""
"My girlfriend left me because she said I'm a ""Clueless idiot."" I didn't even know I had a girlfriend."
"Whats the difference between a circus and The Rockettes? The circus is a cunning array of stunts..."
"What do you call a werewolf who has taken an interest in social justice? Awarewolf"
"9 out of 10 men prefer a girl with a big butt. The 10th man prefers the other 9 men."
"I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down."
"what are you listening to right know ? candy shop."