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Joke of the Day
"Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? Just the people who were in charge of that decision."
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"We call our new maid Non Sequitur, ...because she's Latin and she doesn't follow."
"I apologised to my girlfriend last night for not being able to get an erection. There were no hard feelings whatsoever."
"Who was the 45th Vice President of the United States? [Warning: Gore]"
"I often ask myself ""What's wrong with me?"" and the answer is ALWAYS ""You can't drink at work"""
"Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law? Only a Sith deals in absolutes"
"What was Jesus' favorite sport? Crossfitting."
"One advantage The Monkees had over The Beatles was the opposable thumb"
"Welcome to Sarcastic Club Im sooo happy to see you all Anyone know the 1st rule? ""Be less sarcastic?"" Ooo lets have this guy teach the class"
"A threesome? No...if I wanted to disappoint two people at the same time I would go to dinner with my parents"