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Joke of the Day

"Welcome to Sarcastic Club Im sooo happy to see you all Anyone know the 1st rule? ""Be less sarcastic?"" Ooo lets have this guy teach the class"

"Just bought Rosetta Stone for Starbucks."

"When I was a kid... ... I asked my mum what a couple was and she said, 'Oh, two or three'. And she wonders why her marriage didn't work out."

"""Ask"" is the first word in the Spelling Bee every year, so they can immediately eliminate all the black kids."

"I'm so hungry I could eat something healthy."

"Other than Superman and the homeless has anyone used a phone booth in the last 10 years?"

"What did the Chinese food say to the patron? ""Please, don't eat me! I'm Egg Foo Yung to die!"""

"Why do the French like Cheap Trick? Because they always surrender!"

"A racist, a billionaire and a mysogynist walk into a bar... ...Barkeeper: ""Hey Donald, what's up?"""

"Why should trees never sign birthday cards? Because they're always so *Sappy*!"