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Joke of the Day
"We call our new maid Non Sequitur, ...because she's Latin and she doesn't follow."
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"If you use the term ""man card"" seriously, I assume you use it to access your ""man cave,"" so you can hunker down & gobble some ""man dong."""
"Fancy coming back to mine for a few shots ? Fuck off Oscar, I'm not falling for that one!"
"They say that every 2 out of 3 people live next to a pedophile Not me. I live next to two guys who keep reposting a century-old joke"
"What's the difference between cider and apple juice? My wife doesn't let me cum in apple juice :-("
"bill gates farted in an apple store and stank up the entire place... But its their fault for not having windows.."
"Waiter there is a maggot in my soup ! Don't worry sir he won't last long in there !"
"every good........ (offensive) every good rape story starts with a no..."
"Those a-hole guys on ""Teen Mom"" don't think being a dad is ""cool."" Well check me out #Responsibility never looked so ""swag! "" lol"
"Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. Capricorns can't afford new lightbulbs --- unless they're a legitimate business expense."