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Joke of the Day

"I went to see the worst faith healer ever last night. He was so bad, a bloke in a wheelchair got up and walked out."

"I got my dog vaccinated... ...I think she might have paw-tisim now."

"Did you hear about the war between Newfoundland and Nova Scotia ? The Newfies were lobbing hand grenades; the Nova Scotians were pulling the pins and throwing them back."

"I saw a hipster walking outside in the cold. He didn't have a jacket on, so I asked him why. He said he was outside before it was cool."

"YOLO doesn't work for cats."

"Who built King Arthur's round table? *Sir Cumference*"

"What do you call 30 gay guys buttfucking in a circle? A creme-filled donut."

"First Kiss BF finally Kissed Her GF GF: Wow i can't believe that a Kiss is so nice.. BF: Ofcourse I told you.. Is it Your First Kiss? (smiling) GF: Yes! since my EX Boyfriends wants sex right away"

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Tasmanian Barbie ...spins like a top!"

"No YOU tried to pet the albino skunk that wandered up from the woods. Related: Never go outside w/out contacts and YES I need a shower."