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Joke of the Day

"My friend stopped taking steroids recently... It wasn't working out for him."

"There's one nice thing about getting Alzheimers I'm making new friends every day!"

"What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastards."

"I got an invite to a wedding that said ""black tie only""... But when I got there, everyone else was in tuxedos."

"At school, I saw my principal walking around in a daze. I asked him whathappened, and he just looked at me and said, ""I've lost my faculties!"""

"My friend asked me how I know the smell of a wet dog since I'm a Muslim and can't have one I told him my girlfriend is a Christian."

"Now that gay marriage is legal in the USA OPs can finally get married!"

"Got to admire these NFL players who are so committed to their jobs of beating the shit out of people that they do it even in their off time."

"If I had a dollar every time someone called me sexist... I'd have enough money to sponsor the repealing of the 19th Amendment."

"What's brown and sounds like a bell? DUNG!!!!"