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Joke of the Day

"Got to admire these NFL players who are so committed to their jobs of beating the shit out of people that they do it even in their off time."

"How does the Moon cut the Sun's hair? He eclipse it."

"Why didn't they punish the student who hung himself? He was already suspended."

"I Have The Body of a 25 Year Old Supermodel But it takes too much space in my freezer."

"Yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck."

"I thought I had Tinnitus but the doctor said it was all in my head."

"""How fast can you hack into the system!?"" ""20-25 minutes."" ""You've got 10 minutes!"" ""Okay, well then I can't."" - real life spy dialogues"

"Interviewer: Where do you want to be in 5 years? Me: Oh, it doesn't matter. You will have fired me well before then."

"I Made Myself A Belt Out Of Watches It Was A Real Waist Of Time"

"I'm a Chemical Engineer and I have some good Chemistry jokes. ... but I never get a good reaction."