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Joke of the Day
"How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? AIDS."
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"Have you heard of the new model of the german microwave? It seats twelve"
"A man went to the register with only a box of condoms. The cashier asked 'Sir, do you want a bag?' He replied 'No thanks, she's not that ugly'"
"The director of EA walks into a bar *Download the punchline for only 4.99* Edit: Thank you for the gold, kind Redditor!"
"My spirit animal is this 9 yo, so calm and polite during girl sleepover drama, who just told me ""literally, nothing is interesting to me""."
"Did you hear about the giant that threw up? It's all over town."
"HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA VALUE YOUR FRIENDSHIP TOO MUCH TO RUIN IT WITH SEX. SURE, YOU'RE ATTRACTIVE, THEY JUST DON'T SEE YOU IN THAT WAY"
"How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, ""Really dude, you look huge!"""
"The Shawshank Redemption but it's just me tunneling from my office to the break room so I don't have to talk to my boss."
"Knock, knock. Who's there? Owls. Owls who? Yes. Yes they do."