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Joke of the Day

"HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA VALUE YOUR FRIENDSHIP TOO MUCH TO RUIN IT WITH SEX. SURE, YOU'RE ATTRACTIVE, THEY JUST DON'T SEE YOU IN THAT WAY"

"Unless it's that scary chick from The Ring, I really don't care who is in the restroom with me."

"""You're not gonna get a quote out of me."" - Donald J. Trump ""Wrong."" - Donald J. Trump"

"How much does freedom weigh? A WashingTon."

"I'm so hungry I could eat something healthy."

"Why did Kirk and Spock march into the woman's restroom? They were boldly going where no man has gone before"

"My sex life is like Blackjack... I always hit on 16."

"A Jewish kid asks his father for five dollars... and his father replies; ""Four dollars!? What do you need three dollars for!? Here's two!"""

"Who was the fattest member of Nsync? Joey Fatone"

"Dear XBOX Kinect If I wanted to use my whole body to play sports, I'd play sports."