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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the giant that threw up? It's all over town."
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"[LPT] Always read the comment section of LPTs. There's always a better LPT."
"Four years ago, I asked the girl of my dreams out on a date. Today, I asked her to marry me. She said no both times."
"This one's mainly for Mexicans and Texans. What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo? ""Davey.... are we pouring concrete today??"""
"What does a black man do after sex? (somewhat racist) 15 to Life!"
"So what if I used a time machine to kill Hitler but arrived too late? And now he's alive and knows how to time travel? Would you guys be mad"
"What do you call a crazy bug on the moon? A lunar tick."
"In Japan, they are celebrating their position as the most educated country in the world. Here in America it's National Cheeseburger Day."
"Whats a Neckbeard's favorite city in Spain? M'drid"
"You can tell a lot by the way a woman walks. Like if she walks away, she's probably not into you."