200742

Joke of the Day

"Jeb Bush just tweeted a picture of a gun engraved with 'Gov. Jeb Bush' with the caption 'America' At least he'll never have to get it re-engraved"

"Think having your kid hear you having sex is the worst? NOPE! Having your kid run into the room with a light saber to save you...MUCH WORSE!"

"Advice to women: don't confuse men with credit cards."

"Why couldn't the feminist change the light bulb? Feminists can't change anything."

"Ever had sex while camping? It's fucking in tents! ...I'll see myself out."

"Where does a guy from Arkansas go to pick up girls? Family reunions."

"There's a procrastinators contest First to claim the prize wins"

"What do you call a womans vagina after having a baby... ""Baby Gap"""

"What do neckbeards like to spread on their toast? Marma'lady ^tip"

"Fart Jokes Are sometimes shitty."