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Joke of the Day
"Advice to women: don't confuse men with credit cards."
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"""Yo man, what's shakin'?"" Nepal"
"I'm so proud of myself. I went to Costco hungry and only spent $17,000."
"This is serious as a heart attack but not one of those funny heart attacks. Those make me laugh."
"What do you get when you mix lemonade and ice tea? A dead golfer..."
"Unicorns are extinct because they weren't horny enough. mind=blown"
"""I'm not really supposed to do this,"" says the Verizon employee, showing you the setting on your phone that unbinds love from sorrow."
"What type of car explodes? A Talivan."
"Shortest Horror Story: Tomorrow is MONDAY again!"
"What is an astronaut's favorite meal? *Launch*"