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Joke of the Day

"Think having your kid hear you having sex is the worst? NOPE! Having your kid run into the room with a light saber to save you...MUCH WORSE!"

"What is a cannibal's favourite treat? A kid kat. (My 9 year old son made this up.)"

"I have an extensive library of over 2,000 classic, important books just in case you have a question about the first 54 pages of one of them."

"Does anybody know if Maternity Wards are open today?"

"TIL %90 of statistics are made up. The other %10 comes after you make a title."

"What's the most commonly misspelt blood group? Type-O"

"Siri's on her period. she needs an iPad"

"How to get a job without experience ? Just run for office!"

"yo mama is Yo' Mama is so ugly, her imaginary friend played with other kids."

"I asked a friend if he'd eat a piece of dog crap for $1K and he asked ""From whose dog?"" I'm having a hard time accepting that as a factor."