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Joke of the Day
"Why do old people read the Bible so much? Cramming for finals"
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"What do a $100 grill and a $100 girl have in common? They will both ruin your meat."
"This morning I saw an ad offering 'help' to people contemplating suicide Which confused me, because the industry has banned ads for cigarettes, but apparently they have no qualms with murder."
"A Bartender Says, ""We Don't Serve Time Travelers"" A time traveler enters the bar."
"My 2015 new years resolution 1920x1080"
"What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich? [nsfw] I don't fuck my sandwich before I eat it. (Although they're terrible I can't help but to love dead baby jokes)"
"How many American cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat the room for being black"
"Dream Job My dream job is cleaning mirrors. It's just something I could really see myself doing."
"How do you tell a chemist no? Nitrogen Monoxide"
"What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? Bob"